Generating captions with ASCII

I'm considering the use of ASCII characters; while default ASCII applies, Chinese characters are non-ASCII. Since our conversation is in Chinese, using non-ASCII makes sense. I plan to create some caption lines, like "你以为你在射门，他以为他在接快递。" and "球还没出脚，心已经被扑出来了。" I should stick to plain punctuation. Emojis may or may not be necessary; the user included one. Let’s keep it concise and generate a set of six one-liners.

给你几条沙雕字幕可选：

• 你以为你在射门，他以为他在收快递。
• 球还没出脚，心已经被扑出来了。
• 门这么大，但我面前只有迈尼昂。
• POV：你准备捅射，他已经看完了结局。
• 教练说要抬头看门将，我抬头看到了天花板。
• 我：想当英雄。迈尼昂：想都别想。